Not so normal mother's day gift.

What are the kind of gifts you give to your moms on mother's day? Flowers, chocolates, perfumes, jewelries etc. These can be considered pretty traditional kind of gifts. Browsing the novelty gifts, came across a variety of wacky gifts that you can give to your mom. Something very different. No guarantee your mom would like them, depending on your mom's humour. LOL

There are many but this is simply the winner. Peter Petrie Egg Separator at baronbob.com.




He got it right. Gross yet mesmerizing all right LOL. Just not sure whether moms would love this. Pretty useful kitchen tool but still gross.

Baby with volume control.

           I have to admit that sometimes we do wish that our daughter comes with a switcher. LOL To on and off her when we want. Bonnie would be with me the whole day. But when her daddy comes back from work usually, I'm off the hook because she clings to her daddy and follows him where ever he goes. Then he would say, "next baby, you make sure it comes with a switch". It was hillarious because the way he said it and with the tired expression he had on his face.

Then saw this today. It's just too funny. Wish the volume control can really work. Then every parent would invest in it no matter how much it would cost. LOL

Funny translation

Again received this through mail from my friend. Gosh, made me laugh so hard that I just got to share some of the pictures here. Goodness, I wouldn't dare to try write instructions in Hungarian when I know little of the language.

If you know where you were taken. LOL

Okay for children made in other countries..

They must be pretty angry to be insulted.

Look at the last line. Ahahahaha Wouldn't do it for free.

Spoil sport


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Didn't know Bears go well with wine.

You must plan how you fall.

Grandmas should use better protection.

yeah will cheat you from breathing.

Wouldn't even dream of it.

Make sure you get yourself into trouble first.



:D

Golfing with Bilbo Baggins.


Gosh still can make me laugh hard. These kind of signs you would be able to find anywhere. Even in Malaysia. Some can be so hillarious. My favourites are pictures 4, 9, 12 and the last one. Which ones you like the most?

Here's one I got sometime ago. Starbuck the Malaysian village version. LOL

Bad names

I was looking for something interesting about Branson condo. But while browsing I found something about bad baby names instead. I thought only we asians have some funny names. But turned out that there are many people who have pretty bad names.

I myself encountered some people with rather funny names. When I was working, I had to call a client and his name was "Chow ker lit". Chinese name. I thought chinese pronounce chocolate like that. Chow ker lit. I showed my chinese friends his name and we were laughing so hard and when the time came for me to talk to him on the phone, I couldn't speak from laughing so hard, I had to tell him, "sorry sir, there seem to be a problem with the line.", and continued on laughing.

Another one is one of my school teachers, his name was "Sain surat". If translated to English his name is "Sign a letter". I guess some parents do want to have some fun sometimes when giving their kids' names. Just the other day a friend of mine sent a copy of a Singaporean javanese's ID card copy through email. His name was, "Batman Bin Suparman" That is Batman son of Suparman.Funny but can't help feeling pity. If his Identity card was copied and sent throughout the internet for the sake of having people laughing at his name, just imagine the teasing he receives in reality.

Check out the video below for the American version of weird names.Having "Harry" as a name is normal, but with a surname of "Pitts", errr... they don't go well with each other.

Dog funny costumes

Received these pictures through email from a friend some days back. Every time I look at the pictures I would break into a laugh. Some are really cute and funny.

Looks like he couldn't care less what every you do to him/her. As if been through everything. LOL

Real hotdogs.

Check out the kid

Yoda?? LOL

This is my favourite. LOL Dressed as "Wukong" the monkey king.

Most probably this is what they all have in mind. Ha ha.

Morning Meest

If you are a youtuber like me I suppose you must somehow heard of happyslip. She is a fillipino who currently lives in the US. Well, that much I know about her. Another thing I know is that she is way creative and hillarious. I really enjoyed her youtube channel. My favourite is the Morning Meest. LOL

I can watch this over and over and it still managed to crack me up every time. "The meest? you're scared of the meest??" Boy that cracks me up. ROTFL.

Europe is a country?? Duhhh....

I just saw this today. The girl is Kelly Pickler. One of the American Idol season 6 contestants. The only season of AI that I ever watched.

Talk about being dumb... Europe is a country??? Is she pretending or really dumb as she sounds like? And Hungarians speak French???? Is French a country??? I really don't know whether to laugh or cry for pity.

Jean Luc Picard

Don't mess with old ladies

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman:I can't do that.
Officer:Why not?
Older Woman:I stole this car.
Officer:Stole it?
Older Woman:Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer:You what?
Older Woman:His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2:Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman:Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2:One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman:Murdered the owner?
Officer 2:Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2:Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman:Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2:One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2:Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding,too.

Moral of the story: Don't Mess With Old Ladies

Hungarian Humour.

Another video Clip!! I think you will enjoy this. LOL. I was browsing Pestiside.hu when I stumbled upon this video. :)
Trust me, it's entertaining!



The song "Cuki Vagyok". Cuki pronounced something like 'tsuki"
came from the word "cukor" which means sugar in Hungarian.
While "vagyok" means "I am". So the girl is singing about how sweet
she is. I can't help laughing away I nearly fell of my seat watching the
part where those guys at the door with sunglasses nodding their heads
to the rythym. These guys can't be serious!! LOL I like the music though
really catchy. After listening to it 2-3 times, I seem to be not able to get
the "cuki,cuki vagyok" out of my head!

I haven't seen any other music videos in other languages that's similarly
funny. If you have seen or know where to find, please share!!

What Face Means To The Chinese

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their " freedom. " As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared.

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Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Japanese quickly used their hands to cover their privates. But the Chinese covered his face while they ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on. The American and the Japanese asked the Chinese why he covered his face rather than his private part.

The Chinese replied,

" I don't know about you, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize."


P/s: Funny... , but it made sense to me. :)